#37

With those Sketchers shoes
where you don't have to tie your shoes
because they have no shoelaces...

They say on the commercial
That you may never have to
tie your shoelaces again...

...so wouldn't that mean that some kids will never learn how to tie their shoelaces at least until they're too old to wear those shoes?? and wouldn't they be 9 or 10 years old by then?? or maybe even 11?? and what if their feet stay small for a long time?? and what if shoes are made for teens like that?? and eventually...

...no one learns how to tie their shoes.